reelaroundthedavekan:

jaubaius:

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Originally posted by muvana

teathattast:

slushyseals:

mevima:

seaps:

don’t ever put them in a situation

Oh god please turn the sound on

My cat came over and looked at me as if I lost my mind. He is acting like he thinks I made these sounds.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

napping-sapphic:

tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺

crystaldragoon:

Don’t tell me who it is, but

Do you like your animal crossing birthday twin?

Yes! I love them

Yes. I like them

They’re okay/neutral

No. I don’t like them

No! I hate them

You can find your birthday twin here

As for me, I like my twin. He’s not my favorite, but he has a nice design.

lesbianboyfriend:

3rd base is calling a mutual by name without having to anxiety check their bio

morguebird:

Trans people should get at least $20 every time they get deadnamed or misgendered. This also should stack.

katsuma6:

Hi, your Uber is here.

mistmarauder:

How often do you block people on Tumblr?

I don’t use the block button.

I only block bots. Not actual people.

I rarely block, and I generally need a good reason.

I use the block button as much as I need to in order to curate my experience.

I block often. I don’t like your url? Bye.